GONZO HOOKER » transmet http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo We can't stop here, this is FROG country! Thu, 31 Mar 2011 23:56:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Transmet Tuesday, Issue 6 http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/12/transmet-tuesday-issue-6/ http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/12/transmet-tuesday-issue-6/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:00:26 +0000 voxmortuum http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/?p=147 I’ve decided that every Tuesday I’m going to go back and reread an issue of Transmetropolitan. It seems appropriate, what with my stream of brain medications and my endless frustration with the planet. If you’ve not read Transmet you need to, even if you’re not perhaps fans of comic books. It rocks the world. Think Hunter S. Thompson in a crazy future with more exciting drugs and more interesting weapons, bringing the light (and the chairleg) of TRUTH into the City.

Issue 06 – God Riding Shotgun

I’m going outside the damn house today. You may begin your applause now.

  • The cover art. Are we sure it’s the future? Looks like NYC, present day. Same page: “The End Of The World Is Still Nigh”. Like it’s been for the last 2000 years or so.
  • There’s a great quote here but it’s redacted for not being at all in anyway worksafe. :)
  • What is it about that tin-foil halo I love ever so much? I think I need a crown of razorblades and barbed wire. Yes, yes indeed.
  • “Here to go, as we used to say when I was a prostitute.” Also, I love the double-mouth effect created by the fake beard pulled down to Spider’s chin.
  • I do love watching Spider destroy the temple… although this issue is really damn preachy in it’s own special way.

    • My get up and go has got up and went. Can I get back in bed now?

    ]]>     http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/12/transmet-tuesday-issue-6/feed/ 0     Transmet Tuesday, Issue 5 http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/11/transmet-tuesday-issue-5/ http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/11/transmet-tuesday-issue-5/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:06:00 +0000 voxmortuum http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/?p=128 I’ve decided that every Tuesday I’m going to go back and reread an issue of Transmetropolitan. It seems appropriate, what with my stream of brain medications and my endless frustration with the planet. If you’ve not read Transmet you need to, even if you’re not perhaps fans of comic books. It rocks the world. Think Hunter S. Thompson in a crazy future with more exciting drugs and more interesting weapons, bringing the light (and the chairleg) of TRUTH into the City.

    Issue 05 – What Spider Watches On TV

  • Why do I love the cobra woman on page 2 so very very much?
  • Ziang reminds me of some of my ex’s. All circuits and steel, no heart, no manhood.
  • I love it that the cat tried to s3x him up. :)
  • LOOK GRATEFUL.
  • Band name: Criminal Sperm.
  • I love the Air Jesus tennis shoes. And the cat p!ssing in them.
  • The Wh0re-hopper! Dun dun dun! :P
  • “I have become television.”
  • Gods, the cat must drink like ten gallons a day, for all that she p!sses on things.
  • “The Hemorrhage that refreshes”

    • I REQUIRE CARIBOU EYES NOW.

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    Issue 4 – On The Stump

      Depends on the dog, really. There are a few I wouldn’t mind seeing dead.
      Band name: Carcinoma Angels.
      I don’t treat life as an autopsy. Life is bouts of creativity between stomping down the motherf!ckers.
      I love Spider’s face on page 15. Also page 17.
      Gods, this issue is full of potential icons.
      Frankly, only GUNS strike fear in the heart of criminals. Everything else is just a bl0wj0b: pleasurable lip-flapping that makes one feel better about themselves afterwards.

    Shorter entry today; not really feeling up to much. There’s a lot I need to get accomplished, and soon.

    ]]>     http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/11/transmet-tuesday-issue-4/feed/ 0     Transmet Tuesday, Issue 3 http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/11/transmet-tuesday-issue-3/ http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/11/transmet-tuesday-issue-3/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:12:18 +0000 voxmortuum http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/?p=72 I’ve decided that every Tuesday I’m going to go back and reread an issue of Transmetropolitan. It seems appropriate, what with my stream of brain medications and my endless frustration with the planet. If you’ve not read Transmet you need to, even if you’re not perhaps fans of comic books. It rocks the world. Think Hunter S. Thompson in a crazy future with more exciting drugs and more interesting weapons, bringing the light (and the chairleg) of TRUTH into the City.

    Issue 3 – Up On The Roof

    - The cop with the “Submit Now” written on the riot shield, man. Wherever we spit, cops we run… endless streets we run…
    - And our first look at the lovely auburn hair’d Amazon Channon, oh she the valiant stripper sans nipples, former body guard and pay dacoit.
    - I need a t-shirt that says “I’m a completely different kind of bastard.”
    - “The smell of scrotal sweat and dirty panty elastic…”
    - So many of my freaking ex’s could have been labeled “A p3n1s with a promise.”
    - Two tugs of a dead dog’s c0ck. That phrase has served me in good stead across the years.
    - The black panel with sparkles on it showing the cops leaving after they beat the sh!t out of him is by far one of the best renditions I’ve seen of a near faint. Bravo.

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    Issue 2 – Down the Dip

      For once, he’s the most normal person on the cover. :)
      If I had a dime for every time I’ve wanted to put a cigarette out in someone else’s eye, I’d be living in Fiji.
      “Incredible tension: like they’re all living in the second before the bullet hits the bone. They’re all waiting to be killed.”
      “Make your things on the floor stay, Fred. I’m tired and emotional and I really DO feel like shooting something.”
      Gods, I can’t wait until until Fred gets his.
      I love the Bazooms neon sign with the heart-shaped nipples.
      Our first shot of the nasty b!tch, the two-faced cat. I can’t wait to make a doll of her, complete with lizard and cigarette in one muzzle.
      I’d love to hear some of the side stories mentioned here, especially the one involving how so many people died the last time Spider was alone with a phone-line in Prague.
      So much Icon Fodder in this issue.

    The one thing I really want to learn from Spider is how to say something and then let it go. Not to look for approval nor shrink from disapproval.

    My favorite Margaret Mitchell quote is “With enough courage, one can do without a reputation.” It does take bravery, not to care how other people think of or feel about you.

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