Comments on: 15 Ways to Really Enjoy Downers http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/11/15-ways-to-really-enjoy-downers/ We can't stop here, this is FROG country! Sat, 15 Jan 2011 05:19:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: spiralsongkat http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/2009/11/15-ways-to-really-enjoy-downers/comment-page-1/#comment-17 spiralsongkat Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:20:38 +0000 http://www.voxmortuum.net/gonzo/?p=89#comment-17 At the moment, I can't think of a medication that's surprised me with its effect on me -- but if sugar is a drug, then perhaps this is apropos: Haagen-Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond relieved my PMS. <i>Instantly</i>, as if I were in some kind of 1950s television commercial. It was about twelve years ago. I was having the worst attack of hormonal emotional meltdown I'd ever had, crying uncontrollably, and the knowledge that I was in a public place did nothing to stem the flow. A friend drove me to where I was going, and we stopped at a convenience store along the way, and I purchased The Ice Cream. Vanilla Swiss Almond. Some kind of alchemical elixir, that day. Was it the sugar, the dairy, the salt, the protein, or the combination? Heck, maybe I'm all wrong. Maybe I had a glass of water at the same time, and stopped being dehydrated from crying, and <i>that</i> did the trick. I'm pretty sure it was the ice cream, though. I resist the urge to indulge in this remedy very often. The long-term side effects of over-use could be...problematic. I save it for emergencies. :) At the moment, I can’t think of a medication that’s surprised me with its effect on me — but if sugar is a drug, then perhaps this is apropos:

Haagen-Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond relieved my PMS. Instantly, as if I were in some kind of 1950s television commercial.

It was about twelve years ago. I was having the worst attack of hormonal emotional meltdown I’d ever had, crying uncontrollably, and the knowledge that I was in a public place did nothing to stem the flow. A friend drove me to where I was going, and we stopped at a convenience store along the way, and I purchased The Ice Cream.

Vanilla Swiss Almond. Some kind of alchemical elixir, that day. Was it the sugar, the dairy, the salt, the protein, or the combination?

Heck, maybe I’m all wrong. Maybe I had a glass of water at the same time, and stopped being dehydrated from crying, and that did the trick. I’m pretty sure it was the ice cream, though.

I resist the urge to indulge in this remedy very often. The long-term side effects of over-use could be…problematic. I save it for emergencies. :)

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