“Louis, you can be such a total bore.  Why don’t you enjoy your immortality, like I do?”  This is one of the rare times you’ll ever see a vampire under so much light.  Do they really fear crosses?  Do they really despise garlic?  Do they truly shun the sun?  Do they ever party down?  Do they ever get out and dance with the E-children, clipping their fangs on plastic pacifiers?  Would you know if one sat down beside you at the movies?  Could your best friend be one in disguise?  Do some of them try to straighten up and “fly right” – working the graveyard shift at the meat-packing plants?

You’ll have to ask him, to find out…

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